Welcome to our blog post filled with hilarious jokes about hamsters! If you’re a fan of these adorable furry creatures, then you’re in for a treat. We’ve compiled a list of the funniest hamster jokes that are sure to brighten up your day and have you laughing out loud. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are perfect for sharing with your friends or family who also love hamsters. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle at these delightful jokes about our tiny rodent friends.
What do you call a hamster with a top hat? Abrahamster Lincoln
What do you call a female hamster from the Netherlands? Hamster Dame
Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam
What do you call a vegetarian hamster? A tofuster
My hamster thinks storing food in his cheeks is a funny game. He calls it hide-and-cheek.
Did you hear about the IT Hamster? He removed cookies by eating them.
Why was the hamster a road hazard. He almost fell asleep at the wheel!
Why does the mother hamster never tells her babies a bedtime story? She doesn’t have a tale.
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a hamster sitting next to him. “Are you a hamster?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The hamster replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Why do hamsters stay inside in bad weather? Because it’s raining cats and dogs!
Why did the hamster run away on foot? Because he didn’t have a wheel!
Why was the hamster sad? He just didn’t have the wheel to live.
Why do hamsters eat sunflower seeds? Because they’re hungry
What does one hamster say before leaving work on Friday? Have a good wheek-end!
